- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A fish swims up your penis...

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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