- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's 9 + 10 19

A: Do you like it B: No

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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