- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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