- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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