- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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