What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

I have read the terms and conditions

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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