Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Asians.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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