- Anti Joke

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Poop

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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