- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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