- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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