- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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