how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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