- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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