- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

rent a cops

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

ejaculation JLR

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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