- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

if got a joke if fogot it

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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