What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Granny porn!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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