An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

if you don't like this you're gay

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A women in the kitchen.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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