- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

404 Error: Joke not found

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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