- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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