- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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