- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

This is a joke.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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