an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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