Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Female Orgasms

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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