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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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