- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Penis.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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