If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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wenis

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what are three short words? i a am

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Women's rights

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Terry has ebola

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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