What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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