- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.