Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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