What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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