- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do u call a cripple Biv

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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