- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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