- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Jordan is pregant

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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