why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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