Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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123 f*ck off

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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DERP

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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