What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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