- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Soccer...

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

There's my tractor.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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