- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A van drives into a car.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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