- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??