What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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I agree

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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The Qur'an

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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