- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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