Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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lets bomb africa

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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