some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Jeff

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's your guys names?

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Anti Joke

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