Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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