- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's 2+2? Fish

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

HURT

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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