- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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