What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

thumb_up thumb_down +10

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops