if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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