- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Refridgerator.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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