- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who invented apple? God

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Black people are the scum of the earth

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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