- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

sorry got to poo

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

womens rights

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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