What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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