why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Anti Joke

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