- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

I hate blackniggers

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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