Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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