- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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