- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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