what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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matt is fat

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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