- Anti Joke

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

whats brown and booky a book.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo