Haha, I get it..

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

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