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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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