what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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wenis

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Shea's sty....

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