- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Honk if you're Amish!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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