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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

The truth is he loves her!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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