A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Anti-jokes are funny.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Albino African Americans

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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