- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

im not food

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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