Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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