- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

your mom

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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