What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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