whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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