- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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