A chicken walked into the bar...

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

whats up and also down? your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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