Take wrong turns

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Jersey Shore.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

The WNBA

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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