- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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