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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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