- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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