- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mom is so nice.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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