- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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