- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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