- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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