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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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