- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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