- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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