What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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