- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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