- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What? Yes.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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