Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

your face

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Women's rights.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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