Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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