Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

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