Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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