- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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