- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

a seal walks into a club.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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