- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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