- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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