What do you call a blue chair A black person

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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