one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Justin Bieber

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It says so on your cap.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What is the name of the car? What

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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