Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A seal walks into a club.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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