- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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