Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Patriarchy.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Barack Obama

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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