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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman