- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Banana Hamock.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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