- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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