- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

yolo your orange looks orange

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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