Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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