- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

So I was walking down the road today

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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