- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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