- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Boner

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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