Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Ehh

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