- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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