- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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