- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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