A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What's the new green? Green

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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