- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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