Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Pickle

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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