- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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