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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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