- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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