- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

an american walks out of a strip club.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Connor is homo

Your mom is so old she died

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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