- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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