- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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