How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Pickles are moist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How did the black person die? Of old age

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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