On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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