- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

i found waldo.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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