- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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