What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Jebron Lames.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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pudding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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