What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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