knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do black people eat? Food.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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