- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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