Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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