- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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