Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yanter, Look it up

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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