There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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