- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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