- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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