What's red and has wheels? A red car

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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