How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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