Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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