noah is a scrub jungle

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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