- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

call me maybe.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I asked her where you were.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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