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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Justin Bieber.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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