- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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