- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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