- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

call me maybe.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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