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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

poop.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.