What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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I walk into a bar...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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