What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Life

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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DEATH.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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