- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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