- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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