Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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