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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A gay man watches football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....