A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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