Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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I love pissing people off :P

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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