if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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