How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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