Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Good job, son.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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