- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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