- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

if you don't like this you're gay

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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