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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Psychics.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

No it doesnt..

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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