- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Chlamydia

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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