- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

alert('The Game')

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??