- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

a. why? b. because

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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