Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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