What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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women's rights

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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