- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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