the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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matt is fat

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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