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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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