Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

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