A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A bar walks into a man

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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