What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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drugs.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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TELL

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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