- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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