an emo girl walked into a white room

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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