whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

So one time there was this woman learning...

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

European on my shoes, buddy.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Women's rights.

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