- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A fish swims up your penis...

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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