If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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