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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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