An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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