Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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