Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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