- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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