- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

ask me if im a door yes

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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