- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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