a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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