- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Here's a joke for you, my life...

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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