- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Politics

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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