- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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