- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A fish swims up your penis...

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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