Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Liverpool City Football Club

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

black people

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

hi

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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