Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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ejaculation JLR

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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