- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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