- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

why did sally drown cause she was black

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do black people eat? Food.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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