What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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