- Anti Joke

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.