- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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