- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A fish swims up your penis...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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