- Anti Joke

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.