- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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