- Anti Joke

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

No because your face is really f***** up.