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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Im gay What about you

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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