- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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