What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Equal rights!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Rebecca Black's career.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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