- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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